February 2012
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Professionalism with Michelle
I like to think that it doesn’t matter how see-through or low cut your shirt is if you cover it with the frumpiest sweater you own.
Religious freedom vs. women's freedom
In which “compromise” is once again used as a smokescreen, because the only side forced to compromise anything is the women! Sorry your uterus is less important than the Catholic vote, ladies!
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OH MY GOD DID I GET INTO GRAD SCHOOL YET?! SHIT!
Oh and the canker sore on my tongue
That shit gets its own post. Because I didn’t even know that was possible.
AND I CANNOT BELIEVE I STILL HAVEN’T GOTTEN A HAIRCUT IT HAS BEEN LITERALLY A YEAR.
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sotheresthat replied to your post: I am late to everything
Don’t tell me you’ve never seen Black Books. It’s the greatest.
I have. Tears of laughter. Tears.
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“Would you please. Stop. Taking. Pictures. On your tiny. Fucking. Annoying. Camera.”
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I mean it’s not like I didn’t know about him. I’ve seen his stuff. But it’s striking a particular nerve right now.
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I am late to everything
And I am completely, utterly in love with Dylan Moran.
curiousgeorgiana asked: I don't know if "TheGradCafe" is similar to the "toplawschoolforum", but if it is, allow me to pass on the wise advice of a student who became a lawyer many years before me: "Those posts are written by people who need to boost themselves up by tearing others down, disguising bitchiness as advice. Fuck them. Don't read that shit." And he was right--I made a...
Reading TheGradCafe forums has basically convinced me that I’m not going to get in anywhere and all of my ambitions are hopeless and naive.
Mondays.
ipomoeaandthestarstealers:
fridaphile:
I can’t be the only one completely not at all enamored by Channing Tatum.
Channing “Wallpaper Paste” Tatum. Check my posts from last night— I’ve spent years thinking he was the dude in Prison Break.
HE ISN’T THE DUDE IN PRISON BREAK?!
EDIT: OH MY GOD.
bricksandmortarandchewinggum replied to your post: In which I am really boring about shoes
I just bought super cheap black flats at sears brand name Melrose Ave. I know. But like 13.00 and they’re really comfy. I pretty much only buy boring black flats.
I need some boring black flats! I have none! Mine fell apart. I shall look into this.
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Other things I’m going to use to piss away any extra income in the coming months: a tattoo of Buster Keaton on my thigh. I think. The place keeps changing. But I’m definitely getting that fucking tattoo in the next 6 months. I’ve wanted it foreverrrr.
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In which I am really boring about shoes
Shoes are the one accessory I do not hoard. I would like to change this. Mostly because when I go to grad school I will go from having extra money to no money, so I want to get all the unnecessary shit now, instead of you know, saving for when I have no money.
Basically, I have been looking for a pair of black, closed-toe, Mary-Janeish wedges (the stylish kind, not the kind that kind of look...
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Did I get into grad school yet?
No.
Charlie is making me eggs benedict right now. The food. He’s not like, Frankenstein-ing me a tall British RealDoll or anything. Then I would marry him.
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And everyone in it is infuriating.
This movie is fucking awful.
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I have nails for the first time in months and I want to make them look pretty but I have no idea where to start.
staghunt replied to your post: I’m watching Wicker Park for the first time
A very terrible movie with a surprisingly good soundtrack.
Actually yeah I am enjoying the soundtrack. I’m also enjoying the presence of Matthew Lillard. I put this on my queue years ago and decided to watch it because I wanted something I don’t have to think about. Except I have no idea what the fuck is...
I'm watching Wicker Park for the first time
What the hell is this.
glossylalia:
no you went from your bed this morning only to lay on the air mattress in the living room for the rest of the day.
I did actually.
I mean she’s adorable and smart and lovable and all. But I can’t with the histrionics. Crying makes me uncomfortable, because I’m a robot.
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Also I know this is a super unpopular opinion, but that Kristen Bell sloth video kind of made me feel like we could never, ever be friends.
Am currently sitting on an air mattress which takes up most of my living room floor drinking coffee and reading about nuclear pollution in Britain. I just ate cake for breakfast. I have leftovers from Kuma’s for lunch. Basically, is this real life?
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Just watched the new Fright Night. Holy fuck it was good. I fucking love David Tennant.
I cannot. Believe. It’s only. 3:30. How is this day not over tell me how.
Reasons I am not that bad to hang out with
I know a ton of movie and TV quotes.
I also know a ton of Top 40 songs. Unironically.
And I like to dance.
I have a healthy appreciation for junk food.
I can take a joke.
I am not a conservative.
Reasons I am kind of a buzzkill
I despise the taste of most alcohol. Except beer. Which makes my stomach hurt.
I’ve never seen an episode of Jersey Shore.
I have no idea how to react when I get hit on.
I can’t take a compliment.
I think a lot of people are stupid jerks and I have no patience for people I think are stupid jerks.
Weed makes me think I’m dying.
Hahaha Tumblr
I am not paying shit to get my shit noticed, you jags.
“Crap, now they’ll be forgiven and everyone will go back to pinkness and plucky...”
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Twisty puts my thoughts into bitter, angry words.
(via thehighshelf)
THIS. (via cherrispryteaintsobrite)
Everyone I know with cancer — and, shit, not a small number — had all their tests, took all their vitamins, and still went undiagnosed until it was in the later stages or, in two cases, basically untreatable. Maybe everyone I know with cancer had astonishingly incompetent doctors. Or maybe the way we approach “cancer awareness” needs some fine fucking tuning.
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Oh good. A list of vague symptoms of two “silent killer” cancers. On my dash. Super good.
Let's not.: boringantelopesisters: I do think that... →
boringantelopesisters:
I do think that there are things White “allies” can do, since social realities are upheld by people and their attitudes, thoughts, and actions, and despite being complicit in all of this. White people can use their social position for good (i.e. deconstruction of this…
I am on the most boring conference call ever and all I’m doing is planning what I want for lunch.
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But nothing, NOTHING inspires me as much as the thought of beating Aaron Sorkin at something. If I ever win an Oscar the first words out of my mouth are going to be, “Eat it, Sorkin.” I don’t even care if he’s around when it happens.
Sometimes reading articles about screenwriters has the weird effect of giving me hope and making me feel like I’m choking to death on my own inertia. That’s normal, yeah?
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Did I get into grad school yet?
No.
I am fantasizing about my resignation letter the way Leonardo DiCaprio fantasizes about his Oscar speech.
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Also executive I’m crushin’ on just strolled into the kitchen while I was cramming a Subway sandwich into my face-hole which I’ve heard is the best way to entice men.
I kinda wish that so many people wouldn't use his...
thenewhotness:
I just think there are just… like hundreds of better reasons to not vote for the guy than the fact that he’s cheated.
I mean, it’s your vote, use whatever method you want to for determining how to cast it, I just think that there are a lot more important things to think about than someone’s relationship history.
Remember when we tried to impeach Clinton for having an...
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Co-worker and I are working on a project that involves posting on a forum one of our clients set up. He and I are the only people around that understand social media (read: under 50) so we’ve been posting under our company name. But some of the brokers want to post and have made accounts to do so, which is fine since they actually know what they’re talking about whereas co-worker and I...
"PowerPoint deck"
Another phrase that makes me want to crawl into a hole and die.
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I love Spike Lee. I think he’s a fucking genius and it makes me want to scream every time whaite peepol bitch about how he hates whaite peepol* because OH MY GOD THIS IS SO NOT ABOUT YOU.
*every fucking time he does anything, some shithead makes this argument
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Watching Wall-E and eating a slice of wheat bread covered in Nutella and raspberries because I’m an adult.
TUMBLR YOU ARE DRUNK